Rainy Day Golf

Once upon a day so dreary

I'm feelin' oh so tired an' weary.

It's been rainin' for three nights and days

keepin' me from golf an' play.

Don't know what tomorrow will bring

as I clean my clubs an' golfin' things.

The wife, I'm getting' on her last nerve

givin' help she don't want but does deserve.

Now don't get me wrong, we got lotsa love

but when I'm hangin' round like this she needs help from above.

She says take off get outta the way

go find a game in the rain you can play.

But it's golf that I love, you all know about that

so I take the umbrella and find that rain hat.

Then I take off to play knowin' full well I'll get wet

but it's better'n argue'n yep now that's a good bet.

With a nose that starts drippin' an' shoes that are soaked

I'm playin' my golf, oh man am I stoked.

Got no care in the world today about score

an' with nobody else out here won't have to yell fore.

So I finish my round and I had some great fun

it's my wife I should thank as this day's a homerun.