Pistachios

Pistachios, the nuts most evil

of all nuts on planet earth.

Our hand they make to operate

independently of our minds.

Try as you may to put them away,

your hand gets drawn to the bag.

Wait just one more nut before you quit

but your hand you just cannot stop.

That process continually copies itself

the pistachio has taken total control.

Beware the evil nut named pistachio!

(hey, watch out for those cashews, they've got that same power)