The Five Stages of Getting Ready for Work

If I could just have my say

and live my whole life my way

you'd find me filling out my day

with a greater amount of fun and play

But society says that I must work

I look at them, begin to smirk

then realize if I want the perk

I must work or go berserk

I tell the mirror

I don't want to go

my anger builds

begins to show

I make the deal

for this one day

I'm so depressed

I cannot play

I've given up

I accept my fate

I'll go to work

but I'll be late